“Yeti on the Run” Lyrics
INTRO
"Yeti." "Abominable Snowman." This mysterious creature is known all across the world. But is the mythology, in fact, a reality?
Dozens of sightings have been reported today — not from a snowy mountaintop, but from the sunny streets of Los Angeles. So now everyone's asking: just who is this Yeti on the Run?
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VERSE 1
We saw the Yeti rollerskating in Venice!
We saw the Yeti over at the Hollywood Bowl, it was wild!
Oh my god, we saw the Yeti karaoke-ing in K-Town...
I honestly can't believe this is real.
(Growl!)
We still don't know who this Yeti is, or why they're even on the run.
So how many other cryptids might soon appear? Give me a call, Mothman.
We love you Yeti!
...already saying this is officially "Hot Yeti Winter"
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Despite some skeptics, overall support for the Yeti is growing rapidly...
This is honestly the best news we've had in years...
We've been tracking the Yeti's movements, and I think it's pretty clear what they're trying to say.
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VERSE 2
The Yeti symbolizes something that people are really connecting with...
...the Yeti's loyal fans, known as "Snowballers"...
This Yeti's the hero we need — and deserve.
This Yeti is a menace, and something has to be done!
Watching this mythical creature come to life and live its best life is just inspiring me to like literally live my best life...
I'm wearing my new Yeti running shoes...
...a surge in online searches for "how to become a Yeti."
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Studios are scrambling to get a reality series, but the Yeti is playing hard to get...
...and I want to acknowledge we are actually on the Yeti's land...
Holy Toledo, there's a Yeti on the field, and the crowd is going wild!
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BRIDGE
Some citizens are concerned that the Yeti's mere existence might pose a threat to their safety.
Well, to those individuals, we have a message: the Yeti was always here, we're not going back, and you better get used to it.
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